How it works!

Join

Visit our gym’s (Ageless, LLC) web store. The cost is $4 per month for 12 months (a total of $48 per year). Fill out the required information, and choose your method of payment. Once you purchase the membership, you’ll have instant access to our store. See our guarantees.

• Not sure if we have the products you like? You can check out our inventory before you purchase a membership. Just click here. If there’s something you’re looking for that’s not listed, let us know. More than likely, we probably haven’t had time to add it to the site.
• Concerned about privacy and security? We are too. That’s why we teamed with MindBody and Godaddy. Mindbody provides gym software and e-commerce sites for over 4,000 health-related businesses in 47 different countries. In the past 12 months, over 3.5 million people have used MindBody’s e-commerce sites, ranking it 59th among the fastest growing software companies according to Inc. Magazine.

Shop

Just click the “Shop “button in our menu bar, and you’ll be taken to our secure store. Log in and begin shopping.

• Shop on-line 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
• We accept Visa, Mastercard, and Discover. Order on-line or by phone.
• Over 5000 dietary supplements, tanning lotions, and strength training items from almost every major manufacturer. 100% real. No Fakes.
• Every item Is only $1.99 over our cost all year long.
• Items are shipped via UPS, Fedex, or USPS, whichever saves you the most money. Most items are received within 3-10 days.
• We carry all of the major manufacturers, including but not limited to: ABB, BSN, AST, Cytosport, Dymatize, EAS, Ergopharm, Gaspari, IDS, ISS. Labrada, Met-rx, MHP, MuscleTech, Nutrex, Optimum Nutrion, Primaforce, SAN, Twinlab, Ultimate Nutrition, Valeo, VPX, Australian Gold, and Designer Skin.
• Have questions or can’t find an item, call, e-mail, or chat with us.

Save

Start saving on your very first purchase. No minimum. No maximum.

• As our volume grows, so do our discounts from the manufacturers. These discounts are passed directly to you. It’s always $1.99 over our cost, no matter how big the discount is. Our prices will continue to drop as we grow. Don’t believe us? Ask for a purchase invoice. We’ll gladly show you our cost.
• Whenever our discounts increase, we’ll let you know via twitter or e-mail. Our BSN discount has already gone from 20% to 25% in only a month.
• We do not mark up our shipping costs. If we get shipping discounts, they're passed on to you. Our cost is your cost.
• The Geek Guarantee: If you don’t save at least $70 during your first year, we’ll refund your membership fees, and give you another $35 for your trouble.

Promote

Don’t just buy from us. Help us grow. The more members we have, the bigger our voice.

• As our volume grows, so will our discounts. That means you’ll save even more money.
• Check out Spread the Word for flyers, business cards, etc.
• Order Muscle Geek shirts, gym bags, and shaker bottles at cost. Flaunt them. Become a walking billboard.
• Word of mouth is our best advertising medium. Please help our community grow by blabbing as much as possible about Muscle Geeks. This also helps keep prices down because we don’t have to pay for expensive advertising.

If every Muscle Geek will get 5 people to join, we’ll grow exponentially. Can you imagine the savings/discounts if we have 10,000 members? How about 100,000 members? It’s possible. Bodybuilding.com has already had more than 4 million orders. Total sales for the sports nutrition and weight-loss category is expected to increase by almost $1.9 billion dollars next year. That could be us. There’s power in numbers.

We guarantee….

Every product we carry will always be only $1.99 over our cost. To prove it, you can always ask to see our invoice.

Every product we carry is 100% authentic.

Our shipping discounts will always be passed directly to you.

We’ll have extraordinary customer service. Responses will be quick and helpful.

Our site is safe and secure.

The Geek Guarantee: If you don’t save a t least $70 during your first year, we’ll refund your initial membership fees, and give you another $35 for your trouble.

• Price comparisons are based on GNC gold card prices.
• Must be a member for a full 12 months, and purchase a minimum of $500 worth of supplements.

A word on cheating….

We take cheating very seriously. As a geek, you cannot purchase items for resale or for friends. A membership is an individual (1) membership. Our software is designed to flag orders that are considered questionable. At any time, your membership can be frozen or canceled if we suspect you of cheating. That means no refunds, and definitely no more purchases. Bottom line: Don’t even think about it.

Remember, Muscle Geeks is about community. We only offer these prices to our friends. And it’s only because we have a lot of friends that we can offer these extremely low prices. So please help, don’t hurt our community.